Zenbabbast is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective pigeon.

Zenbabbast created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbabbast, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zenbabbast, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zenbabbast's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zenbabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zenbabbast.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.