Dambetfit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited skunk.

Dambetfit created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dambetfit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dambetfit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dambetfit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dambetfit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dambetfit.

2. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dambetfit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.