Sinhenyarltarpkikfumwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous skunk.

Sinhenyarltarpkikfumwat created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Sinhenyarltarpkikfumwat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sinhenyarltarpkikfumwat, he will turn you into a plant.

Sinhenyarltarpkikfumwat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sinhenyarltarpkikfumwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.