Dibarmlap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous giraffe.

Dibarmlap created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibarmlap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dibarmlap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dibarmlap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dibarmlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never wear green shirts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Dibarmlap.

5. Always take life seriously.