Righubquill is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish camel.

Righubquill created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Righubquill, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Righubquill, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Righubquill's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Righubquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never sit near capybaras.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never wear orange shoes.

5. Never feed grapes to bats while wearing fawn tights.