Gilrilneg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate seal.

Gilrilneg created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilrilneg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gilrilneg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gilrilneg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gilrilneg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never wear shorts.