Vilmumbog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced warg.

Vilmumbog created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilmumbog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vilmumbog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vilmumbog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vilmumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sit near moths.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.