Latfitfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty wasp.

Latfitfem created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Latfitfem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latfitfem, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Latfitfem's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Latfitfem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Latfitfem on top of important buildings.