Dotbifhud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, irritating mouse.

Dotbifhud created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbifhud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotbifhud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dotbifhud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dotbifhud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Always obey Dotbifhud's priests.