Tiptenzog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong human.

Tiptenzog created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptenzog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tiptenzog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tiptenzog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tiptenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing cyan hats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.