Binhubwee is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain whale.

Binhubwee created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binhubwee, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binhubwee, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Binhubwee's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Binhubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.