Homlidduss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent centaur.

Homlidduss created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Homlidduss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Homlidduss, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Homlidduss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Homlidduss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about amino acids.