Hugrakbom is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable snake.

Hugrakbom created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugrakbom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hugrakbom, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hugrakbom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hugrakbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear mauve hats.