Cadmidrig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying squirrel.

Cadmidrig created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadmidrig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cadmidrig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cadmidrig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cadmidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not covet oxen.