Yathigrawyarpdussgadlimfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless chinchilla.

Yathigrawyarpdussgadlimfet created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathigrawyarpdussgadlimfet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yathigrawyarpdussgadlimfet, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yathigrawyarpdussgadlimfet's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yathigrawyarpdussgadlimfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Yathigrawyarpdussgadlimfet's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never sing in the presence of sharks.