Lennurdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless rat.

Lennurdoss created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lennurdoss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lennurdoss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Lennurdoss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lennurdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.