Milsagxenmat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, slow bear.

Milsagxenmat created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milsagxenmat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milsagxenmat, he will send you a sign.

Milsagxenmat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Milsagxenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Always help dogs.

3. You must pray to Milsagxenmat nine times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.