Donomttabvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking finch.

Donomttabvig created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donomttabvig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Donomttabvig, it will cry a lot.

Donomttabvig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Donomttabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Donomttabvig must be the most important thing in your life.