Dogcisstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful lion.

Dogcisstrag created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogcisstrag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogcisstrag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dogcisstrag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dogcisstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogcisstrag.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Worship no other gods but Dogcisstrag.