Getbellflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, calm fairy.

Getbellflat created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getbellflat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Getbellflat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Getbellflat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Getbellflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Getbellflat.