Wannatciss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless guinea pig.

Wannatciss created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wannatciss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wannatciss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wannatciss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wannatciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not make images of living things.