Cudfumgud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet dog.

Cudfumgud created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfumgud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cudfumgud, it will turn you into a rat.

Cudfumgud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cudfumgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Cudfumgud loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about garlic.