Hanbattam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid bird.

Hanbattam created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanbattam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hanbattam, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hanbattam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hanbattam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Hanbattam on top of important buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never paint your face gray.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.