Quafzagstragfumhadnadhubtof is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced finch.

Quafzagstragfumhadnadhubtof created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quafzagstragfumhadnadhubtof, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quafzagstragfumhadnadhubtof, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quafzagstragfumhadnadhubtof's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quafzagstragfumhadnadhubtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quafzagstragfumhadnadhubtof.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.