Febgudged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable octopus.

Febgudged created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Febgudged, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febgudged, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Febgudged's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Febgudged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Febgudged loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Febgudged's priests.