Sandapbid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, contented ant.

Sandapbid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandapbid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandapbid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sandapbid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sandapbid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandapbid.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.