Quatgepdib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic elephant.

Quatgepdib created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Quatgepdib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatgepdib, it will curse you with boils.

Quatgepdib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quatgepdib's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt pigs.
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