Tettipasfabquaghun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, charitable snake.

Tettipasfabquaghun created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettipasfabquaghun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tettipasfabquaghun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tettipasfabquaghun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tettipasfabquaghun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tettipasfabquaghun.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.