Madtifkad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish goat.

Madtifkad created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtifkad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madtifkad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Madtifkad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Madtifkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing purple stockings.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.