Zotkarlim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless cobra.

Zotkarlim created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zotkarlim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zotkarlim, it will remove you from existence.

Zotkarlim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zotkarlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.