Zeblimdob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving fly.

Zeblimdob created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zeblimdob, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zeblimdob, he will ignore you.

Zeblimdob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zeblimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Zeblimdob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Zeblimdob on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.