Cissnurldod Dossjenfidnibfutyogtof is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, pitiless beaver.

Cissnurldod Dossjenfidnibfutyogtof created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissnurldod Dossjenfidnibfutyogtof, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissnurldod Dossjenfidnibfutyogtof, it will not invite you to parties.

Cissnurldod Dossjenfidnibfutyogtof's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cissnurldod Dossjenfidnibfutyogtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.