Jipbestfothugfodominken is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited pig.

Jipbestfothugfodominken created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipbestfothugfodominken, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jipbestfothugfodominken, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jipbestfothugfodominken's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jipbestfothugfodominken's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. You must pray to Jipbestfothugfodominken four times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.