Quagxenbep Rennutbag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Quagxenbep Rennutbag created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagxenbep Rennutbag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quagxenbep Rennutbag, he will turn you into a dog.

Quagxenbep Rennutbag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quagxenbep Rennutbag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your legs brown.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.