Tabkabstan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, moody fly.

Tabkabstan created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabkabstan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabkabstan, she will not care at all.

Tabkabstan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tabkabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.
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