Largvolnurt Maplistmat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful salamander.

Largvolnurt Maplistmat created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largvolnurt Maplistmat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largvolnurt Maplistmat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Largvolnurt Maplistmat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Largvolnurt Maplistmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms red.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never feed onions to birds while wearing white coats.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Always obey Largvolnurt Maplistmat's priests.