Ripvil is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise centaur.

Ripvil created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripvil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ripvil, it will remove you from existence.

Ripvil's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ripvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if four frogs approach from the south.

5. Never write about moons.