Cambestvil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous dragon.

Cambestvil created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambestvil, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cambestvil, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cambestvil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cambestvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if five birds approach from the east.

5. Feed all hungry doves.