Kinnillgon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful dragonfly.

Kinnillgon created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinnillgon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinnillgon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kinnillgon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kinnillgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Feed all hungry geese.