Gutyarlbat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing wasp.

Gutyarlbat created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutyarlbat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gutyarlbat, he will turn you into a worm.

Gutyarlbat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gutyarlbat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never paint your neck gray.