Sawhingem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering squid.

Sawhingem created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawhingem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sawhingem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sawhingem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sawhingem's Holy Commandments

1. Sawhingem loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. You must love Sawhingem.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never talk about stars.