Kenarmhon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered fox.

Kenarmhon created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenarmhon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kenarmhon, he will not care.

Kenarmhon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kenarmhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not take Kenarmhon's name in vain.