Rilcidbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic pigeon.

Rilcidbaf created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcidbaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rilcidbaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rilcidbaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rilcidbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven shrews approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Rilcidbaf loves birds, so they must be honoured.