Nilhigten is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident lion.

Nilhigten created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhigten, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilhigten, he will curse you with boils.

Nilhigten's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nilhigten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Nilhigten loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never paint your chest orange.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.