Davmadfid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent scorpion.

Davmadfid created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davmadfid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davmadfid, she will not care.

Davmadfid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Davmadfid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Davmadfid on top of all buildings.

2. Davmadfid loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Put Davmadfid first in all things.