Hitcibjan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable elephant.

Hitcibjan created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitcibjan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hitcibjan, it will torture you forever.

Hitcibjan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hitcibjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.