Dogfotveen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet centaur.

Dogfotveen created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogfotveen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dogfotveen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dogfotveen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dogfotveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Dogfotveen loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.