Gar Mandoddidjammapfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless toad.

Gar Mandoddidjammapfot created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gar Mandoddidjammapfot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gar Mandoddidjammapfot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gar Mandoddidjammapfot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gar Mandoddidjammapfot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine bats approach from the south.

2. Gar Mandoddidjammapfot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never write about cell theory.