Bissbonkcun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited chicken.

Bissbonkcun created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bissbonkcun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bissbonkcun, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bissbonkcun's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bissbonkcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never paint your head black.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bissbonkcun.