Pidnabpit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful newt.

Pidnabpit created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidnabpit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pidnabpit, she will not care.

Pidnabpit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pidnabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear cyan hats.

5. Never eat nuts.